books i read

so, like, professor kurgman sent me these questions? he told me that it's, like, a final exam? and, like, everyone passes because grading is racist?

1. One book that changed your life?

my acceptance letter to, like, grad school? i mean, that's a book, right?

2. One book you have read more than once?the users guide for my new cell phone?

like, i read it several times, but it's like, so, male-oriented? u have 2 b, like a guy? to speak their, like, stupid language?

3. One book you would want on a desert island?

yeah, fuck me, like ur gonna read on a desert island? like, i'll eat any kind of desert shit cause, like, i don't have to watch my weight? it's like, you know, wow? whatever!

4 One book that made you laugh?

my dad's checkbook cause it was like so pathetic? that he wasted money? on booshwah shit like electric bills? and food? fuck him!

5. One book that made you cry?

i'll make u cry, u fucking wymwn-hating bigot! i am just, like, so, you know, fuck you? today?

6. One book you wish had been written?

maybe, like, a shoe catalog that's so fucking big? that i could spend a week going thru it?

7. One book you wish had never been written.

yeah, i got a lot of textbooks that i wish were never written? because it took me so fucking long to read that shit? as if i read them! my undergrad professors were, like, so uptight and shit so i would say fuck this, like, being high is, like, so much more real that listening to them? fuck them!

8. One book you're currently reading.

yeah, i'm reading the Q'uran because there's like, a lot of truth? in it? i mean, i bought the book? that's the same as reading it, right? but, like, who has to read it anyway to see that the palestinians? are like suffering? because of capitalism?

9. One book you have been meaning to read.the protocols of the elders of zion?

i am just, like, so angry? at jews? for, like, making trouble all over the world? and, like, ruining my parties? i mean, what the fuck is a protocol anyway? i bet they beat muslims with their protocols!

10. Now tag five people.

i'll tag your white ass! yeah, just cause i'm white doesn't mean that i don't think like a wimyn of color! fuck you white boy! u wanna see a bitch? i'll smash your balls with my dissertation! i am, like, just so, fuck all white people today?