Thanksgiving: Thanks for Fucking Nothing

it's thanksgiving? and i've got, like, a whole lot to be thankful for? RI-I-I-IGHT! like how can i be thankful for anything when nothing good ever fucking happens? i mean, like, i'm always trying to be, like, helpful? and, like, doing what's right? and look what i fucking get in exchange! i get to live in a fucking stinkhole racist society, where, like, the game is rigged for rich people? yeah, i read the fucking new york times! and i see how, like, rich people get rich because they, like, fucking steal? from the poor? they fucking get rich be taking shit from people who have nothing! tell me that's fair!

so anyway, professor kurgman was telling me that this shit has to, like, stop? and that rich people, like, EXPLOIT poor people? and like, this whole fucking country was founded on genocide? and that, like, there's gonna be a fucking revolution someday? and the poor people are gonna take what's theirs? and that everyone is gonna contribute, like, whatever they can do? and, like, everyone is, like, gonna take only what they need? and, like, everything will then be fair? because everyone will be the same? yeah, i do well on professor kurgmans tests! u know y? because he gives the same grade to, like, FUCKING EVERYONE! cause that's, like, fairness?

why don't the working people fucking kill the rich people already? like, fuck them? if the working people, like, killed the rich people, everyone would be working class and then all be alike? that's solidarity! yeah, that's diversity, too! i mean, what's the difference between solidarity and diversity as long as rich people are, like, dead?

but that is like, totally future? now, we gotta fight! fight the man! yeah, fuck you, i'll take the message to the street and kick your fucking ass too! i don't care if i, like, miss my classes to fight for the people? i'm getting the same grade anyway! i'm getting my fucking phd anyway!

yeah, i'm gonna, like soooooooo fucking fight this thanksgivng? i'm gonna spend the day with my fucking parents and teach them, like, about my rights? like, last thanksgiving, i taught them about abortion? i, like, got pregnant? just so i could have an abortion? my mom said i ought to go fuck myself, but i said, like, shut your fat fucking ass up? u wanna see me have a fucking abortion right on the fucking dinner table, bitch? i'll fucking do it too! like, u ought to go fucking talk, with your murdered turkey? fuck my parents! i plastered their whole fucking house with peta stickers? that i paid for with money i stole? from my father's wallet? fuck him! he stole that money from the working people, so i'm taking it back! he's such a capitalist fuckface, like he goes to work to make up for his small white dick or something?

this year, i'm gonna, like, put explosives in the turkey? the turkey fights back! it will be like a fucking turkey intifada! i'm gonna name the turkey rachel corrie because the turkey and rachel corrie were both killed by zionists? and i'm there to help both of them fight back after they're fucking dead! And, like, maybe rachel corrie will blow up and kill me too? That would be, like, so cool? because I wish I was dead anyway? and, like, they can then put my pieces on display at, like, an art gallery or some shit like that because it would be, like, art? with a message? and peta can throw the rachel corrie pieces at the fucking white men who walk in front of kfc?

yeah, that's what thanksgiving is all about! it's about, like, all the oppressed people in the world and the turkeys being thankful for ME!

yeah, thank me and fuck you.

KFC, PETA and ME!

so today i was, like, handing out leaflets in front of kfc? because killing chickens is, like, so fucking cruel? you know, like, if people stopped eating chickens, chickens would never have to die anymore? we would have so many fucking chickens everywhere! so, anyway, maybe then, the chickens would, like, fight back? and they would, like, attack the corporatists and, like, peck them to death? peck their fucking eyes out? yeah, you eat at kfc, you're gonna get your fucking eyes pecked out! and then, like, the chickens would eat your brains through your eyeball sockets? ha ha getting your brains pecked while your still alive! u think its funny when u eat a chicken, wait 'til ur eyeballs are wrenched out by their fucking beaks ha ha!

who's the cunt in the flyer anyway? like, fuck her? but al sharpton is like so fucking cool. i mean, he's black, ok? so he gonna be cool! fuck dat shit! like, my boyfriend told me that al sharpton, like, once led a riot against a buncha fucking jews in brooklyn? cool! and al sharpton, like, instigated, this dude to burn down a fucking clothing shop in harlem, that, liked, killed a buncha people? cool! and like even i know about how al sharpton exposed, like, some racist district...uh...attorney for raping some chick named, like, tawana, or some shit like that? i mean, al sharpton really really really hates white people and jews, so he's. like, fucking PERFECT for being on our side and resisting the jews at kfc from killing poor poor chickens?

so anyway, i handed the flyer to this asshole on the street, and i'm like all, "hey dude, like boycott kfc?" and he asks if peta is gonna protest in front of muslim halal restaurants that kill chickens and goats and sheep and whatever. so i said to him, like, are you a fucking racist or what? yeah, then i screamed GET YOUR FUCKING HANDS OFFA MY TITS and i kneed him in the balls! cool! i then, like, spit on him? fucking racist! jew racist! like, no wonder everyone hates you guys?

and i'm like, really fucking angry now? yeah, maybe i should get, like, a fucking JOB at kfc? when someone orders a chicken, i'll smack him (yeah, like wymyn would, like, EVER eat a chicken?) with a dead fucking bird and, like, get chicken blood all over him? i'd, like, get to work early, and, like, leave rotting chickens on the tables? maybe i oughta, like, send a bloody chicken to fucking bush? the whole fucking army, like, eats chickens? fuck them! no wonder the muslim people hate us! we, like, kill chickens all the time, and, like, we WONDER why fucking amerikkkans get their throats cut open by muslims? yeah, you cut the throat of a chicken, and we'll cut your amerikkkan ass open too!

i am like SO ASHAMED of living in the country, and, like, being white?

i, like, wish i was dead?

fucking update: from the comments section, like, check out these pictures? the fucking birds are teaching these assholes a lesson for going to kfc! fuck bush! fuck bush! fuck bush! fuck bush! FUCK BUSH! and, hey, like, who's the funny-looking cunt? fuck her!

election day and rachel corrie

so, the other day, i like went to see "my name is rachel corrie"? because, like, she was my friend? she was just like me! and all she wanted was to help palestinian kids from the jewish holocaust? yeah, the only jewish holocaust is the one where the jews kill our muslim sisters and brothers in palestine and lesbanon! and, like, anyway, rachel was, like murdered by jews? and, like, i was so fucking pissed because, like, that's when i was discovering i was, like, bi? and now, i, like, won't ever get a chance to do it with rachel? fuck you, jews!

and don't u call me a racist cuz, listen, i care, ok? i care about the environment! i care about people! i care about the whole fucking earth! and i don't want a bunch of jews destroying my planet? so fuck you, i'm, like, such NOT a racist?

so i'm gonna be thinking about rachel when i go to the voting booth, and i'm gonna vote against anyone who's, like, jewish? yeah, even if the jews are socialists and for world revolution, i don't care! fuck you, jews! i'm just gonna write in my candidate, like maybe with a magic marker or some shit like that? i'll, like, fucking tag the machine? mumia for president! an' if there's any other race besides president, then fuck you, i'm writin' that in too! for vice-president, i'm voting for the ayatollah? cuz, like, that's what rachel would have wanted? ha ha i'll fucking smear my menstrual blood on the fucking voting machine! rachel woulda done that 2!

u better vote! i fucking hate people who don't vote? they're like, soooooooo selfish? and, like, you have no right to complain about anything if you don't vote? like my mom got upset when my boyfriend took some cash out of her dresser? and I was all like, fuck you mom! you didn't vote, so you've got no right to complain! i mean, like, she voted, like, a looooooong time ago for nixon instead of castro, so she had no right to complain about how amerikkka is so fucking fascist? so she says it's like, her, fucking money and my boyfriend has to keep his fucking fingers out of her property? and i tell her to keep her fucking fingers out of her own ass because, mom, you are such a dumb fucking cunt, don't you know that, like, no one owns anything? i mean, what kind of shit is that? how can you fucking "own" anything?

so my mom told me to get a job, and i was like, i'm a grad student? i'm getting a fucking phd? i don't have time to work cuz i gotta do thinking instead? yeah, i spit on my mom and told her to give me more money! like, mom? fuck you? i told her that i didn't ask to be born? and now i want to kill myself because of her? so she's gotta pay me! she owes me! and she's like all upset and i'm like so totally whatEVER! like, fuck you, mom!

besides, when mumia becomes president, no one's gonna need to work any more! bush is such a cheap fucking jew that he never gives money to anyone? but a president like mumia would give us a lot of money and shit! fuck me, i'll never have to work! as if i would work anyway? like, since when would a phd need to work? like, duh? but the president should give everyone lots of money so we could, like, party all the time? no money for jews, though! they'll just use it to kill muslims! besides, they got enough money anyway.

now i gotta vomit cuz bush makes me sick.

or maybe it was that yellow shit i ate in the dumpster last night? i thought it was, like, tofu? fuck me, it really was yellow shit! if i throw it up and eat it again, that makes me a closed ecosystem!

like, just die already?